Saturday, December 8, 2012

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Watching Duck Dynasty. Happy. Happy. Happy.
Just found out MTV is launching a show that features the Sissonville, WV equivalent to Jersey Shore. This is sad.

Sunday, December 2, 2012

"I'm a simple man. I like dark haired women and breakfast food." --Ron Swanson (He and I really are a lot alike.)

Monday, November 26, 2012

Emails are like a thousand tiny minions of my nemesis; each must be vanquished one by one.

Thursday, November 22, 2012

duckdynasty is like a redneck call reminding me of my inner country. I am dying to hunt and be in the woods.

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

What others think of STYX? I care not. They are awesome. "Come sail away."